Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...