Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...