Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...