Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...