Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...