Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...