Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...