Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...