Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.