Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!