Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...