A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law