Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...