Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s