2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...