Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
An engineer and a programmer
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Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...