Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
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Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...