Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...