What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...