Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...