Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Questions that have Confused humankind!!a.. Who was the first person to look at a...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...