The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...