Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant