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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Microsoft trademarks TM
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI)...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...