Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...