Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...