Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!