Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...