Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...