Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...