Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.