Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.