Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...