Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.