A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.