A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer