Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...