IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...