Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...