I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...