Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...