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There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...