A Short Time to Live
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Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
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Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
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OLD NEVER DIES 12
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insects are so clever
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Acronyms
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chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!