Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...