Part of the service
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What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
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Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
A wife was berating her husband…
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Why I Fired My Secretary
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Belly Button
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Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
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How do you change a blondes mind #2?
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When I become old
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