What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...