Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...