A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...