Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.