How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...