I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...