Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...